Frequently Asked Questions
No Disrespect but f*** yo questions
Born from Chaos, Clarity, and Poor Decisions
Let’s be honest.
Most great inventions come from necessity, genius, or divine inspiration.
This one… came from post-nut clarity and a lifetime of poor romantic decisions that somehow turned into research. Before he became the author of 48 Laws of Women, J.J. Johnson wasn’t a scholar, a philosopher, or a relationship expert.
He was a menace.
A menace with a diploma, yes — but still a menace.
In his city, J.J. wasn’t known as a poet or a gentleman.
He was known as a hoe.
A man-whore.
A traveling salesman of unsolicited romance who collected situationships like they were loyalty rewards.
Multiple partners in a day? Done.
Multiple at once? Been there.
Feelings caught accidentally? Unfortunately… also yes.
But running through the streets of emotional warfare taught him something most men never learn:
Women are not a formula. They’re an art.
And the average man is finger-painting on a Picasso.
After heartbreak, betrayal, a physically abusive relationship, too many almost-relationships, and enough “it’s complicated” stories to make a therapist retire, J.J. didn’t just survive — he evolved.
He stopped reacting.
He started observing.
He stopped seeking validation.
He started understanding human nature.
He stopped being “that guy”…
and became the guy who knows how it all works.
And now, after reverse-engineering the games, emotions, manipulation, psychology, ego, and chaos, he’s finally putting the truth on paper.
Not to brag.
Not to flex.
But to help the dudes who are accidentally ruining their own dating lives because no one ever taught them how women actually think, feel, and choose.
Men who mean well — but move wrong.
Men who want love — but don’t understand the art.
Men who deserve better — if they only knew what they were doing.